10 Funny Wedding Vows That Will Make Your Wedding Day Even More Memorable
It’s no secret that weddings can be a stuffy, formal affair. But that doesn’t mean they have to be boring! If you’re looking to add a little levity to your big day, why not write your own funny wedding vows?
We’ve rounded up 10 of the funniest vows we could find, from pop culture references to self-deprecating humor. So whether you’re looking for a few laughs or just want to lighten the mood, these vows are sure to do the trick.
1. “I promise to love you, even when you leave your socks on the floor.”
2. “I promise to never go to bed angry… unless you’re snoring.”
3. “I promise to always be there for you… even if we’re arguing.”
4. “I promise to always be honest with you… except when you’re PMS-ing.”
5. “I promise to never forget our anniversary… unless it falls on a Monday.”
6. “I promise to always be your biggest fan… even if your team loses.”
7. “I promise to always be patient with you… even when you’re having a bad day.”
8. “I promise to never stop trying new things… even if we end up arguing about it.”
9. “I promise to always be there for you… even if you’re having a meltdown.”
10. “I promise to love you… even when you’re being a pain in the ass.”