Vow Samples

Funny Wedding Vows

Need help in creating your funny wedding vows ? Then we can help. We have some of the best funny wedding vow samples  that will give you ideas in creating your perfect wedding vows. Check out some of the most fumiest wedding vow examples below and get inspired to write your own funny marriage vow for your special day.

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Be yourself and get inspirations from when you met, how you feel and what you expect in future, Use your ideas combine it with the samples below and you will be able to write a vow that is funny and something that will means a lot to you and your partner.

Love and Roses

Groom: I, (Name), choose you, (Name), to be my wife. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put put my dirty clothes in the hamper and to replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty. I promise to remember this day with love and roses. I will love you always.

Bride: I, (Name), choose you, (Name), to by my husband. In front of our friends and family, I promise to love and cherish you through every obstacle that may come into our path. I promise to learn how to check the oil in my car and how to roll up a garden hose. I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win. I will love you always.

Love and beers

Groom: – From this day i promise to stay with you for the rest of my live and make sure that it turns out to be a very long time. I promise to love and cherish and love you with all of my heart and soul but not more than my beers. I promise to honor you with all i do. I will treasure you like actual treasure, but don’t worry I won’t burry you like real treasure. I promise to keep you warm, very warm when it’s cold outside. I will stand in the way of the sun when it gets hot. No matter how many books you get, or how many times we move, I promise to always carry them all every time.

Bride: – I promise to accompany you in good or bad, better or worse and wherever we go we will be together. I promise to always be there, holding your hand and telling you that I love you. I am sure of the fact that you’re my best friend, and you’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Cant wait to begin my life with you and your beers Thank you for marrying me  :now Let the drinking begin

Old and Dull

I [name], take you [name], to be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be together in happiness and sadness,
To have and to hold, Even if your body grows old.
I love you in richness and in debt,
And cherish all moments since we have met.
I promise to love you until the end of our days,
As long as you stay out of my room when all blacks plays.
I pledge to be faithful Even when we're old and dull. Love you ..

 

Shopping

I, (name), take you (partners name), to be my (wife/husband), to have and to hold from this lovely day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, for bankruptcy after i have been shopping , in health and in wealth, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

 

Happy wife happy life

From this day forward I promise to remember that you're always right, and to take the phrase
"Happy wife =  Happy life " seriously.
To have and to hold in sickness and in health i shall keep you happy for the rest our lives. Love you baby

 

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